"Everyone assumed that I was supposed to marry someone like a John Kerry, some preppy that had gone to Harvard or Yale. I didn't want to marry those boys. I did not like them. I had been around them my whole life," Maria Shriver, wife of California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, said. "I wanted out of that suffocation. I wanted someone different. ... Here was a guy who was free. If he wants to be a Republican, he is a Republican. If he wants to be a movie star, he is a movie star."

Linda Eddy stuff - TOPS in political satire!

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